Mood: silly
Topic: Humorous Thoughts
One day in the summer of 2005 while down in St. Petersburg, Florida I, in the company of my Seeing Eye Dog, Asa, went into this rather nice restaruant. After standing at the front for some 10 minutes waiting to be seated I became a bit anxious to sit down. Since nobody had approached me as yet I picked my Seeing Eye Dog up by his taile and began spinning around in circles.
All of a sudden I had attracted the attention of virtually everyone within sight of me including the Manager of the restaruant and its head waiter who both came skuttling across the dinning room shouting, "Sir, sir, what are you doing there sir, you shouldn't be spinning that dog by the tail like that". To which I replied, "But I'm only having a look around trying to find a table to sit at".
Of couse this is not true, it's just a joke, I'd never do such a thing to any animal let alone one with whome I'm so closely attached. It's just an example of a Blind man making light of his own impairment.